Improving words (8)
Approach: A disease-bearing insect you can download to your phone
Assist: A person whose ideology is based on posteriors
Barking: The monarch of a tavern
Convention: An atom found in a nunnery with some of its electrons missing
Dilate: Princess Diana is dead
Dominion: The obedient lackey of a female deer
Explain: A former flatland
Gallant: To irritate a small insect
Herbivore: The eating porn she starred in with partners of both genders
Infuriate: I always dressed warmly for meals
Interrogate: A scandal involving the burial of a Star Trek character
Mallard: Fat which accumulates due to spending time in shopping centers
Palace: The card every gambler considers a friend
Pardon: A scholar of golf scores
Peerage: Anger at the consequence of a hooker mistaking you for Donald Trump
Pollute: A stringed instrument played during surveys
Profile: In favor of documentation
Radial: A knob for tuning in the Egyptian Sun god
Remember: The thing to do for someone who has been dismembered
Robust: An arrest for possession of robots
Shamrock: Fake stone
Subdue: You owe me one undersea vessel
Tearing: A secret group conspiring to drink tea
Warden: A cozy home for fighting
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 5:57 PM
7 Comments:
I love these! I will never look at the word "assist" quite the same again! Thanks for the much-needed laugh!
Subservient : Butler to the captain of a submarine.
Automatic : clockwork mother flea.
Shampoo: Fake bear.
These are so good! I snickered at several of them. Do you have a source or are you the one with "word" talent?
Jill: Glad you liked them -- there's more (see the link at the end).
Ole, Bluz: Heh.
Nan: Thanks! Yep, they're original with me.
Funny, but it makes sense too. Be cool if someone like you had to answer questions on a questionnaire or interview, and you redefined everything they asked, that would really mess with their head, wondering what in Hell you are talking about
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