Improving words (6)
Adoration: An interminably verbose advertisement
Autopsy: ESP for cars
Bargain: Tavern profit
Capricorn: A vegetable used in making pants that end at mid-calf
Carpenter: To walk in while complaining
Carrot: Automotive decomposition
Curtail: The rear appendage of a nasty dog
Gyroscope: A special instrument for examining Greek taco-style meals
Hundred: Fear of barbarians
Incumbent: Kneeling in a puddle of semen
Intersect: To bury an entire religious faction
Legally: A friend of lower limbs
Obscene: Part of a movie which is set near a Siberian river
Palmist: A vaporized friend
Preacher: One who makes you sore in advance
Promote: In favor of specks
Pumpkin: What incest practitioners do
Ramparts: Aesthetic depictions of tilted driving surfaces
Reptile: A small square of ceramic which maintains your good name
Sub Rosa: "The Pink Submarine", a gay-oriented remake of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine"
Tarnish: An asphalt garnish
Torpedo: A child molester who uses anonymous online communication
Voracity: And for dinner, she ate the whole town!
[The previous "Improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 4:49 AM
8 Comments:
Love them all but Capricorn, Intersect and Pumpkin may be my faves. They inspired eye rolling grins. Grazie!
Are these original? Or did you find them somewhere?
In any event ... clever, clever, clever. And funny! Lot of imagination in play.
Donna: We aim to please.....
Nan: There's more where these came from -- see the link at the end. Yep, they're all original with me, except for a few in one of the earlier posts (I always give credit).
You owe me! I spewed ice tea all over the screen at "pumpkin."
The Carrot one is my favorite of this bunch. These were all good though.
Apparently the vegetable references are a hit -- I'll remember that when I do the next compilation.
Thanks everyone!
English is certainly a unique language not like many others
Actually, Japanese would have even more potential for this kind of thing -- but I agree, most languages wouldn't.
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