Improving words (5)
Address: A female garment bearing sales pitches
Artichoke: A painting so bad I want to strangle it
Attire: The wrath of the phone company
August: Golden wind
Average: Hail anger!
Behemoth: Be he man, be he insect, be he whatever.....
Bigamy: Amy doesn't like being called fat
Deliver: To remove a major abdominal organ
Dementia: The part of Iowa inhabited by liberal-voting giant tree-like creatures from Lord of the Rings
Exorbitant: A small insect which used to circle the Earth
Farming: Distant but merciless
Fragrant: A tirade about shooting one's own comrades
Glove: Affection suitable for viewing by children of all ages
Hospice: A zesty flavor offered by prostitutes
Implode: A large vein of ore rich in small demonic creatures
Inhabitant: A small insect dressed as a nun
Pentecost: Five times as expensive
Precursor: A person who uses profanity in advance
Produce: Supportive of Mussolini
Trifling: A casual romantic affair among three people
Warbling: Jewelry worn for battle
[The previous "Improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 5:14 AM
6 Comments:
A great addition to the list Infidel. Had to really think about a few before the "dawned" on me.
Artichoke. lol Love it. I have a painting hanging in my bedroom that I inherited from my mom that my husband hates! So I'm sure he would find this funny.
You are our generation's Ambrose Bierce. I am super impressed with every one of your new definition lists.
Very clever! "Trifling" is my fave.
Fragrant! Precursor! Hospice! Behemoth!
So many favorites!
Thanks everyone! Glad to know my efforts at improving the language are appreciated.
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