Improving words (4)
Author: A golden Norse god (SK)
Bangladesh: Resembling the sexual proclivities of a Catholic priest
Banking: A monarch of prohibitions
Barbarian: A non-Trinitarian heretic who carries quite a sting
Bottom: A mechanical male cat (SK with a somewhat different interpretation)
Bullet: A cross between a bull and a pullet
Caribbean: A legume grown from chest bones in the Golden State
Definite: A fervent believer in removing fishes' organs of locomotion
Galvanize: To put someone in a young lady's box-like vehicle
Gambling: Jewelry worn on the legs
Improving: The wanderings of a small demon
Incarnation: The land of people who never leave their automobiles
Ineffable: Immune from being effed
Infidel: Swallowed by a Cuban dictator
Malaysia: Hey Oedipus, I've got somethin' to tell ya
Mistress: Next time, aim more carefully at the hair
Molestation: The train stop where small burrowing mammals get off
Mooring: Your phone sounds like a cow
Pastoral: Fondly-remembered blowjobs
Pirate: Pricing based on the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter
Potion: An atom stripped of some of its electrons by marijuana
Romania: Fans' obsession with the Bajoran character from Star Trek TNG
Sinecure: An immoral remedy delivered via the internet
Spanish: Resembling a bridge
Subversion: A special edition for use on undersea vessels
Tennessee: Almost a dozen Scottish monsters
Underpants: To make small insects renounce their stupidity
Washington: Cleaning an enormous weight
[SK = suggested by Shaw Kenawe, a blogger enraptured by Barbie's companion. The previous "Improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 6:35 PM
4 Comments:
The fun part of these is that I have to engage BOTH brain cells to appreciate them.
Heh.....I had to do the same to devise them.....
Ok, those are funny.
:-)
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