19 April 2018

Improving words (4)

Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....

Author:  A golden Norse god (SK)

Bangladesh:  Resembling the sexual proclivities of a Catholic priest

Banking:  A monarch of prohibitions

Barbarian:  A non-Trinitarian heretic who carries quite a sting

Bottom:  A mechanical male cat (SK with a somewhat different interpretation)

Bullet:  A cross between a bull and a pullet

Caribbean:  A legume grown from chest bones in the Golden State

Definite:  A fervent believer in removing fishes' organs of locomotion

Galvanize:  To put someone in a young lady's box-like vehicle

Gambling:  Jewelry worn on the legs

Improving:  The wanderings of a small demon

Incarnation:  The land of people who never leave their automobiles

Ineffable:  Immune from being effed

Infidel:  Swallowed by a Cuban dictator

Malaysia:  Hey Oedipus, I've got somethin' to tell ya

Mistress:  Next time, aim more carefully at the hair

Molestation:  The train stop where small burrowing mammals get off

Mooring:  Your phone sounds like a cow

Pastoral:  Fondly-remembered blowjobs

Pirate:  Pricing based on the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter

Potion:  An atom stripped of some of its electrons by marijuana

Romania:  Fans' obsession with the Bajoran character from Star Trek TNG

Sinecure:  An immoral remedy delivered via the internet

Spanish:  Resembling a bridge

Subversion:  A special edition for use on undersea vessels

Tennessee:  Almost a dozen Scottish monsters

Underpants:  To make small insects renounce their stupidity

Washington:  Cleaning an enormous weight

[SK = suggested by Shaw Kenawe, a blogger enraptured by Barbie's companion.  The previous "Improving words" post is here.]

4 Comments:

Blogger Jono said...

The fun part of these is that I have to engage BOTH brain cells to appreciate them.

20 April, 2018 09:00  
Blogger Infidel753 said...

Heh.....I had to do the same to devise them.....

21 April, 2018 06:15  
Blogger Mary Kirkland said...

Ok, those are funny.

21 April, 2018 10:05  
Blogger Infidel753 said...

:-)

21 April, 2018 17:30  

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