Improving words (3)
Artisanal: I suppose it is, if you paint with shit
Carbuncle: Your mother's brother who likes the sweet stuff
Copulate: Officer, I expected you a lot earlier
Democrat: To rescind one's ridicule of a rodent
Detergent: To scare away an honorable man
Discuss: To retract one's profanity
Godspeed: He's taken a leak for forty days and forty nights
Homophone: A telephone reserved for gay people (suggested by Shaw Kenawe)
I Ching: What happens when you use that ancient Chinese gag item, the i ching pao da
Important: A small insect bought from another country
Investigator: A capitalist animal related to the crocodile
Leonard: The most effective place to kick a lion
Napkin: Relatives you take brief sleeps with
Panama: To give a mother a negative review
Plaintiff: A quarrel, but not a fancy one
Prosecute: An adorable piece of writing
Redolent: To repeat a Catholic observance
Sinister: An immoral river comprising the northern border of the eastern Roman Empire
Truculent: The hauling vehicle I borrowed from you
Previous "improving words" posts here and here.
posted by Infidel753 at 7:17 PM
7 Comments:
Funny how some words do make little sense, they are named this because....because
I just love how your mind works.
What's with everything being 'artisanal' or 'artisan'?
EVERYTHING. From the little beady things old ladies (me) hang their glasses around their necks on to bread.
Saw a logo a couple months ago. Through the unfortunate use of smaller and larger font sizes, instead of artisanal cheese, it said Art is Anal Cheese.
Depending on the art, I suppose that's rather apt.
Dang! I had to read most of these at least twice to get them. Once I did, I had to tip my cap to you. Well done.
Adam: Just doing my part to make them make sense.....
Donna: I cackle with Satanic glee!
Ami: Ads overuse anything that seems trendy. That's why things become clichés so fast. I bet the person who chose those font sizes was a corporate peon who decided to do a little subversion.
Professor: Thanks! There's more where those came from -- see the links at the bottom.
Sprayed coffee all over the keyboard on Godspeed!
These are so clever and so much fun!
Here're a few contributions:
blog second string fire wood
author a golden Norse god
things slim musical notes
bottom an automated program with a guy's name
Funny The Big Apple
Heh.....I'll be using some of those.
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