Improving words
Admired: Mired in ads -- applicable to many websites these days
Biking: A monarch who "swings both ways"
Carpet: A dog or cat owned by a vehicle
Catholic: Addicted to felines
Combatant: To fight against an insect invading one's picnic
Detail: To remove an animal's rear appendage
Emulate: That big Australian bird is never on time
Enjambment: The state of having one's snout stuck in a jar of jam
Impeachment: The act of stuffing the President into a giant peach so he can't cause any more trouble
Ireland: The land of anger
Leotard: A really stupid lion
Peccadillo: A cross between a woodpecker and an armadillo
Pensacola: The thinking man's soft drink
Propane: In favor of sheets of glass
Punish: A word possibly describing this post
Ramparts: The parts of a male sheep
Ratification: The act of transforming something into a rat
Rectify: Richard Gere was accused of rectifying a gerbil
Retail: Where you take your pet after detailing (see above)
Shampoo: Fake feces
Triassic: The era of animals with three asses
Then there's this, which you may need to think about for a moment.
posted by Infidel753 at 3:35 PM
6 Comments:
They need a word for that. Sort of like onomatopoeia, only with sight instead of sound.
LOVE your, much better, definitions!
"Impeachment: The act of stuffing the President into a giant peach so he can't cause any more trouble."
He's the pit(s)!
This is fun! Here are my contributions:
grimace -- a bleak playing card
lamprey -- a runaway victim
pillage -- the medication era
drain -- failing precipitation
vanish - resembling a box-like vehicle
digest -- two deeds
grasp -- a heavy file
design -- remove an indication
invent -- placed in a shaft
subdivision -- cut a long sandwich in half
branching -- a high-fiber, high-pitched sound
Thanks everyone! Shaw, I don't know how I missed some of those -- clearly there's much to do in the field of language reform.
LOL;-)
Some of these are even worse than my corny Nebraska puns;-)
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