Blog guarantee of quality
This blog will never feature the topics of "the 27 club", reality TV, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods, "metrosexuals", UFOs, Bigfoot, Pokémon, World of Warcraft, miracle diets, celebrity diets, celebrity pregnancies, celebrity weddings, celebrity divorces, celebrity drug problems, "hipsters", Nyan cats, out-of- body experiences, "wardrobe malfunctions", Bing-vs-Google, Apple-vs-PC, Explorer-vs-Firefox, the Geico lizard or whatever it is, Area 51, Angry Birds, "photobombing", sports, Twilight, "planking", Illuminati/Bilderberger/black helicopter/Bohemian Grove/NWO/9-11/JFK assassination/Vince Foster/"suppressed technology" conspiratardia, that Bachmann corndog photo, the Netflix price increase, the gold standard, Dubai's ridiculous artificial-island projects, who was worst-dressed at the latest awards show, those fake-subtitled versions of the Hitler rant scene from Der Untergang, anything beginning with a lower-case "i" followed by a capital letter, or Mayan-calender 2012 horseshit. Because I respect the value of your time, and of my own.
posted by Infidel753 at 4:01 AM
13 Comments:
Way to boost your view count! Good job!
Bravo. And there's plenty of quality to be found here.
whew.... at least quality beer and a little bit of snark is still ok.... I'm IN!
Damn,no area 51? This is a hard choice Infidel! HA
Glad to hear it. Quality is paramount, and we already get enough fluff from what passes for the "news" anyway.
I can't hide my disappointed that "wardrobe malfunctions" are off the table.
That is so awesome. I did a post on Forever 27. And it goes without saying...but, i don't do quality control. Seems like a good idea tho, Awesomeness.
Kriss
Except for the Hitler rant, which I confess, I posted on my blog, I'm with you all the way on your "will never" list.
Can you ever forgive me?
Thanks everyone! Ahab, I hope I never sink to the level of the MSM! RtS, well, maybe if they're especially exciting. SK, I may have had a lapse here and there myself -- those parodies just grate on me a bit because I know German and can understand the real dialog (also, it's a great movie).
And a damn fine blog this is. I never consider it a waste of my time to stop by here.
Please forgive me however, as I do post on The Blues and occasionally sports as I would go insane if I didn't. ;-)
I think blogging about President Obama counts as blogging about metrosexuals.
I'm not as "purist" as you, Infidel, but I appreciate your aims. Sometimes, though, those fluffy, frilly items you abhor are antidote to the horrendous real news. We do need to remain sane !
I have to admit, I love the Bachmann corndog photo, but I respect your criteria nonetheless. Thanks for saving brain cells around the world!
PS: And thank you for linking to my blog again on Crooks and Liars. May I buy you a coffee? :-) You rock!
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