Improving words (19)

Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....

Advent:  To let loose your frustration about the plague of ads clogging up the internet

Betray:  A beam of energy which induces people to gamble

Booming:  Jeer at him for being merciless

Carouse:  To use an automobile to sexually excite someone

Catacombs:  Implements for grooming felines

Cobra:  An additional breast support

Curfew:  There aren't many nasty dogs around

Electrocute:  To vote for a Star Trek character as the prettiest

Equinox:  A cross between a horse and a bull

Fundamentally:  A friend of giant tree-like Lord of the Rings creatures who live near an enjoyable barrier across a river

Illustrate:  The charge for satisfying your sick desires

Infallible:  Easy to fall into (for example, a large hole in the ground)

Inundate:  Even though she's renounced sex, I still go out with her

Lampoon:  A harpoon which also provides light

Lassitude:  A girl's attitude

Managed:  As old as an adult male human

Oxymoron:  A person with stupid opinions about invigorating gas

Palindrome:  A stadium reserved for performances by a dingbat former governor of Alaska

Perverse:  For each poem

Pretender:  Soft in advance

Repair:  Atmospheric gas generated by your good name

Vanguard:  A sentry who protects a box-like vehicle

Wanton:  A pale 2,000-pound weight

[The previous "improving words" post is here.]