Improving words (19)
Advent: To let loose your frustration about the plague of ads clogging up the internet
Betray: A beam of energy which induces people to gamble
Booming: Jeer at him for being merciless
Carouse: To use an automobile to sexually excite someone
Catacombs: Implements for grooming felines
Cobra: An additional breast support
Curfew: There aren't many nasty dogs around
Electrocute: To vote for a Star Trek character as the prettiest
Equinox: A cross between a horse and a bull
Fundamentally: A friend of giant tree-like Lord of the Rings creatures who live near an enjoyable barrier across a river
Illustrate: The charge for satisfying your sick desires
Infallible: Easy to fall into (for example, a large hole in the ground)
Inundate: Even though she's renounced sex, I still go out with her
Lampoon: A harpoon which also provides light
Lassitude: A girl's attitude
Managed: As old as an adult male human
Oxymoron: A person with stupid opinions about invigorating gas
Palindrome: A stadium reserved for performances by a dingbat former governor of Alaska
Perverse: For each poem
Pretender: Soft in advance
Repair: Atmospheric gas generated by your good name
Vanguard: A sentry who protects a box-like vehicle
Wanton: A pale 2,000-pound weight
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 1:05 AM
9 Comments:
Fundamentally: "A friend of giant tree-like Lord of the Rings creatures who live near an enjoyable barrier across a river."
The power this one has!
XOXO
"Lampoon," LOL! Ideal for hunting Moby-Dick at night, I guess!
Betray could also be a plate made specifically for carrying bees.
Love them all!
Also this: Betray: A beam of energy which induces people to gamble; or
An exhortation to become a flat, shallow container with a raised rim for carrying a tea set?
This is such fun!
Thanks everyone! The work of language reform continues.....
I especially like oxymoron and palindrome because they’re plays on words that are themselves playful words.
Ok, some of those are really funny.
:-)
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