16 September 2020

Improving words (17)

Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....

Arctic:  A twitch which moves along a curved path

Barbed:  A place in the tavern where you can sleep it off

Capillaries:  A sickly, hat-wearing person born during a specific month

Comfort:  A defensive structure for orgasms

Deference:  The removal of iron

Discourage:  The dance music that makes you angry

Expensive:  Formerly thoughtful

Fandom:  A sexually-controlling man who wields an air-cooling device

Interlude:  To bury a sedative pill

Ombudsman:  A guy who uses flowers as mantras

Ozarks:  Boats built to carry Munchkins to safety during a flood

Repair:  To re-unite an estranged couple

Restrain:  A relaxing downpour

Revolt: To give a battery a new charge

Seamstress:  Anxiety about a place where two pieces of fabric are sewn together

Sinking:  A monarch of taboo violations

Sirloin:  A cut of meat which has been knighted

Summer:  A person who performs addition

Urchin:  The primordial point of the jaw

Washroom:  A psychoactive fungus from Washington state

[The previous "improving words" post is here.]


Blogger Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Comfort and Interlude did it for me!



16 September, 2020 03:54  
Blogger Lady M said...

Ha ha - love Ozarks.

16 September, 2020 06:58  
Blogger Mike said...

Some of these were obvious but some I had to think about. Bar-bed. I couldn't get barb-ed out of my head.

16 September, 2020 11:08  
Blogger Infidel753 said...

Sixpence: Every time I see Ray Comfort's name, I think of it as "Cumfart".

Lady M: We must preserve the Munchkins!

Mike: Just the way my brain reads things, I guess.....

17 September, 2020 16:04  

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