Improving words (15)
Beginning: The part of a baseball game set aside for craven requests
Centrally: A large public gathering of pennies
Covenant: A small insect that lives with a group of witches
Decorum: A Caribbean alcoholic drink in the style of art from the twenties and thirties
Dickinson: What happens when you leave your son alone with a Catholic priest
Diode: A poem in honor of princess Diana
Dissect: To insult a religious faction
Excoriate: The former central part of an apple which I consumed
Garden: A home for a certain type of fish
Hospitable: Subject to being spat on by a prostitute
Incur: Swallowed by a nasty dog
Improper: One who uses a lasso to capture small demons
Pallid: The thing you put on top of your friend's container to keep him from escaping
Pinafore: With a tiny needle up front
Replace: Delicate embroidery that expresses your reputation
Restoration: A relaxing long speech
Searing: A band worn around one finger to show your relationship with the ocean
Sewage: The age at which you're old enough to attach pieces of cloth together with a needle and thread
Substance: The correct way to stand in an undersea vessel
Summary: A person named after the mother of Jesus who is good at addition
Thinking: A monarch who isn't overweight
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 4:13 AM
14 Comments:
Hahaha
Oh linguistic puns are the best.
XOXO
Subservient : captain's batman in a U-boat.
These are great!
These keep getting better. Dickinson just about had me on the floor!
I did an LOL at Dickinson. Shame on me.
Oooh Dickinson is wickedly funny but sad too.
I think you must have to have a certain kind of brain to do this. I don't have it, but you sure do. I liked "incur" and "substance" especially.
Dickinson almost made me spit out the gum I'm chewing!
They're all great!
I've got one I don't think you've listed before:
Papal - A friend of your father.
Very comical (the guy named Al you share a microphone with) and ʷ (witty, a very tiny W).
Summary lol. I like those.
I love tgis feature. These are always so amazing.
Thanks everyone! The great work of language reform continues to move forward. And Catholic priests are always a good source of material.
The way your brain works and your exceptional intelligence always intrigues me. How in the world you can come up with these is pretty amazing and fun! Hugs, RO
Thanks :-) I try.....my brain has always been very language-focused.....
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