Improving words (14)
Anthem: The lower edge of a skirt composed of small insects
Booking: To jeer at a monarch
Delight: To plunge something into darkness
Demonstrate: A layer of Hellish monsters
Discount: To express contempt for Dracula
Earnest: When a bird lays its eggs in your organ of hearing
Epistolary: Related to an e-mailed handgun
Finale: An alcoholic drink made from fishes' organs of locomotion
Flatulent: The leaky tire I borrowed from you
Fortune: In favor of music
Hinterland: The country of people who communicate with vague clues
Hoax: A large hatchet wielded by a prostitute for self-defense
Liable: Susceptible to being lied to
Moccasin: To deride a taboo violation
Napalm: A donation to support a brief sleep
Panicky: Eww, that Greek satyr god is yucky
Parole: The part of a father in a play
Potassium: The element of which marijuana and rumps are made
Stylist: A roster of habitations for pigs
Sublime: Inferior to a citrus fruit
Vinegar: A type of fish that grows on winding plants
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 1:48 AM
15 Comments:
Hahaha
Punny. I needed that. Really.
XOXO
Your mind works in strange and wonderful ways!
Had to really think about some of these - good job.
I always love these. My favorite this time is discount. I don't know why. They were all wonderful.
Sublime! (Which, as you defined in a previous "Improving Words (7)" means "What British sailors traditionally eat on an undersea vessel.")
Nicely done as usual!
The ho ax was a good one.
Hoax damn near had me peeing in my shorts!
But ALL are great!
Thank, I needed the laughs tonight!!!
So clever! Can't pick a favourite, they're all so good.
Did you know that irony is the opposite of wrinkly?
These are always terrific!
Those are very clever.
Thanks everyone! I hope I'm providing a bit of diversion.....
Your mind never ceases to amaze AND impress me. There has to be a way to make some t-shirts and get rich with quite a few of these Infidel(lol) Lots and lots of hugs, RO
I'd like to share these on Facebook. Any objections?
Would you want me to reference your blog or provide your name?
RO: Maybe we should do a joint venture.....
Nan: That's fine -- but yes, if you do post this (or anything of mine) on Facebook, please include a link back to my blog. Thanks.
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