15 November 2018

Improving words (8)

Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....

Approach:  A disease-bearing insect you can download to your phone

Assist:  A person whose ideology is based on posteriors

Barking:  The monarch of a tavern

Convention:  An atom found in a nunnery with some of its electrons missing

Dilate:  Princess Diana is dead

Dominion:  The obedient lackey of a female deer

Explain:  A former flatland

Gallant:  To irritate a small insect

Herbivore:  The eating porn she starred in with partners of both genders

Infuriate:  I always dressed warmly for meals

Interrogate:  A scandal involving the burial of a Star Trek character

Mallard:  Fat which accumulates due to spending time in shopping centers

Palace:  The card every gambler considers a friend

Pardon:  A scholar of golf scores

Peerage:  Anger at the consequence of a hooker mistaking you for Donald Trump

Pollute:  A stringed instrument played during surveys

Profile:  In favor of documentation

Radial:  A knob for tuning in the Egyptian Sun god

Remember:  The thing to do for someone who has been dismembered

Robust:  An arrest for possession of robots

Shamrock:  Fake stone

Subdue:  You owe me one undersea vessel

Tearing:  A secret group conspiring to drink tea

Warden:  A cozy home for fighting

[The previous "improving words" post is here.]


Anonymous Jill said...

I love these! I will never look at the word "assist" quite the same again! Thanks for the much-needed laugh!

15 November, 2018 19:35  
Anonymous Ole Phat Stu said...

Subservient : Butler to the captain of a submarine.

15 November, 2018 21:25  
Anonymous Ole Phat Stu said...

Automatic : clockwork mother flea.

16 November, 2018 01:36  
Blogger bluzdude said...

Shampoo: Fake bear.

16 November, 2018 05:13  
Blogger Nan said...

These are so good! I snickered at several of them. Do you have a source or are you the one with "word" talent?

16 November, 2018 09:22  
Blogger Infidel753 said...

Jill: Glad you liked them -- there's more (see the link at the end).

Ole, Bluz: Heh.

Nan: Thanks! Yep, they're original with me.

16 November, 2018 16:52  
Blogger Ranch Chimp said...

Funny, but it makes sense too. Be cool if someone like you had to answer questions on a questionnaire or interview, and you redefined everything they asked, that would really mess with their head, wondering what in Hell you are talking about

17 November, 2018 06:00  

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