19 March 2022

Improving words (25)

Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean, based on spelling.....

Assent:  The posterior has been transmitted

Bartender:  A killer who targets only people named Bart

Bumbling:  Jewelry worn on the ass

Coherent:  The share of the rent paid by your male roommate

Crowbar:  A tavern for corvids

Cultural:  A fringe religious group that worships a mountain range in Russia

Distance:  The way princess Diana used to stand

Flushed:  An outbuilding where people with influenza can be kept isolated

Fungus:  Augustus, the entertaining guy

Gypsum:  A dishonest total

Implore:  Fairy tales about small demons

Logistics:  The severed tree-trunk is composed of tiny blood-sucking arthropods

Orca:  A female orc

Phoenix:  To send an e-mail refusing an offer of Vietnamese soup

Pigmentation:  An electrically-charged atom found in the tattoos of swinish men

Prelude:  To take a quaalude in advance

Promotion:  In favor of moving around

Quidditch:  A trench filled with British currency

Together:  To capture her, or win her favor

Tribadism:  A policy of being three times as bad as anyone else

Vermillion:  A million vermin

[The previous "improving words" post is here.]

5 Comments:

Blogger jenny_o said...

Bumbling - LOL
Promotion, Quidditch & vermillion are especially good also. And crowbar.
Heck, they're all good.

19 March, 2022 08:48  
Blogger Mike said...

Pigmentation was really a s t r e t c h h h h h.

19 March, 2022 21:22  
Blogger Infidel753 said...

Jenny_o: Thanks!

Mike: That's my favorite kind (see likewise fundamentally).

19 March, 2022 22:26  
Blogger Daal said...

love these! & you ended with the best one :-)

21 March, 2022 15:15  
Blogger Infidel753 said...

Heh.....

22 March, 2022 01:32  

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