06 May 2008
"I am a TYPICAL WHITE PERSON. As such, I live to pillage, loot, objectify, disenfranchise, dominate, swindle, suppress and oppress people of color, women and the proletariat solely on the basis of race, color, creed, class, gender, orientation and/or affiliation. I rule all aspects of American economic and cultural life. At the same time, strangely enough, I am also BITTER - clinging to God, guns and antipathy for others - because of my frustration over the economic and social beat-down I have received over the past 25 years. Therefore, I am both oppressor and oppressed... simultaneously! You try pulling that one off, Spanky!"