Our Lord Voldemort

As a demonstration of how flaming-batshit-insane the religious-fundamentalist mentality can sometimes become, one would be hard-pressed to beat this discussion of the second Harry Potter novel (apparently based on the film version). Apparently not only is Harry Potter the Antichrist, but Sirius Black is Satan, Lucius Malfoy is the archangel Gabriel, and, yes, Lord Voldemort is the Christian God! And Dobby the house-elf "embodies all the evils of stem-cell research". And the books "contribute to the hidden gay agenda". And Hillary Clinton is bad. And JK Rowling is a student of Satanism. I am not making this up. Read the thing for yourself. (Found via Boys Wear Pants, Men Wear Trousers.)