Alhambra: A female undergarment made entirely of sliced pig meat
Antagonize: To cause extreme pain to a small insect
Attendance: A performance of moving to music which happens two hours before midnight
Brazen: A school of Buddhism based on women's undergarments
Consistent: A camping shelter belonging to the sister of a prison inmate
Dragoon: A thug wearing women's clothing
Dramamine: A hole in the ground from which histrionics are extracted
Everest: When the first woman in the Bible finally took a nap
Garbage: How old your clothes are
Hemlock: A device to secure the lower edge of a skirt
Humid: The subconscious mind that causes you to make melodic nasal sounds
Lithographer: To chant musically at her the way a drunken pig would do
Nitrite: A ritual for stupid people
Notable: There's nothing to eat on
Opine: An evergreen coniferous tree from Ireland
Overton window: If you weigh more than two thousand pounds, you'll be successful in the stock market
Perfume: For each time you seethe with rage
Provision: In favor of being able to see
Retain: What you need to do if you are detained
Sinema: A sinful enema
Transverse: A piece of writing which isn't poetry but identifies as poetry
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
Ha ha - I had to really think about that lithographer.
ReplyDeleteHave you considered compiling these, Infidel. I reckon there's a little book (the sort sold as stocking fillers and as novelty gifts) in this at least. Could be a few $$$ in it.
ReplyDeleteLady M: I took a certain amount of non-poetic license with that one.
ReplyDeleteNickM: There are various things on the blog I've thought of compiling and re-packaging as a book, but I figure only people familiar with the blog would be interested in a book by "Infidel753", and those people would know they could read the same stuff for free, so.....