Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....
Arctic: A twitch which moves along a curved path
Barbed: A place in the tavern where you can sleep it off
Capillaries: A sickly, hat-wearing person born during a specific month
Comfort: A defensive structure for orgasms
Deference: The removal of iron
Discourage: The dance music that makes you angry
Expensive: Formerly thoughtful
Fandom: A sexually-controlling man who wields an air-cooling device
Interlude: To bury a sedative pill
Ombudsman: A guy who uses flowers as mantras
Ozarks: Boats built to carry Munchkins to safety during a flood
Repair: To re-unite an estranged couple
Restrain: A relaxing downpour
Revolt: To give a battery a new charge
Seamstress: Anxiety about a place where two pieces of fabric are sewn together
Sinking: A monarch of taboo violations
Sirloin: A cut of meat which has been knighted
Summer: A person who performs addition
Urchin: The primordial point of the jaw
Washroom: A psychoactive fungus from Washington state
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
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16 September 2020
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Comfort and Interlude did it for me!
ReplyDeleteLOL
XOXO
Ha ha - love Ozarks.
ReplyDeleteSome of these were obvious but some I had to think about. Bar-bed. I couldn't get barb-ed out of my head.
ReplyDeleteSixpence: Every time I see Ray Comfort's name, I think of it as "Cumfart".
ReplyDeleteLady M: We must preserve the Munchkins!
Mike: Just the way my brain reads things, I guess.....