Improving words (23)
Antelope: To run away and marry a small insect
Bison: Male offspring attracted to persons of both sexes
Button: The ass is activated
Cameramen: Ejaculated Asian noodles
Codependent: A indentation made by a pen normally used for writing in cypher
Coverage: Anger at a small bay
Crowding: Minor damage caused by a large black bird
Divergent: An honorable man who spends a lot of time underwater
Exact: A past behavior
Hallowed: Someone's in debt to a corridor
Idealist: A listing of thoughts
Impregnation: A country where small demons must be registered
Lagoon: A thug from Los Angeles
Molesting: An attack by a small burrowing mammal using a wasp's method
Moscow: A bovine from a wretched hive of scum and villainy
Poetic: A twitch caused by reading too much Edgar Allen
Pastorate: To give a long speech about history
Proliferate: The abortion opponent gobbled it up
Rehearse: To put a coffin back in its transport car
Rumbling: Jewelry used for making Caribbean-style alcohol
Totally: A friend of small children
Wanking: A pale monarch
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 12:06 AM
8 Comments:
Some really good ones.
Best one yet!
KUDOS!!!!!
JLo is buttON!
Those were just too funny.
Thanks! I continue to press on with the work of language reform.....
Apologies but a bit off topic. I just wanted to thank you for the post dated 12/14. I've had similar thoughts banging around in my head for awhile and could not organize them enough to articulate. That's that. Thanks for the links today. For a seasonal giggle, check out Fred Willard's Christmas Story. It puts the whole season into clear focus!
I also wanted to Thank You for the previous Post, which couldn't accept comments and I understand why, it's not even a debatable subject, it's the alarming Truth. I'm really worried about the fate of our Nation and Democracy in particular.
clever & hilarious!
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