Improving words (20)

Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....

Apocalypse:  Darkness caused by an ape passing in front of the Sun

Appliance:  An alliance of apples

Barrage:  Anger in a tavern

Catastrophe:  An apostrophe used by a cat

Clover:  A devotee of the speed of light

Conflagration:  A limited supply of banners for prison inmates

Decent:  To rob someone of a penny

Depot:  To take someone's marijuana away

Furrow:  An argument about animal hair

Hearse:  A British male posterior

Hibernate:  To become Irish

Industrial:  Middle Eastern currency lying in the dirt

Insisted:  Theodore who is doing something improper with his sister

Laterally:  A public gathering which doesn't start on time

Lavish:  Similar to molten rock from a volcano

Looking:  A toilet monarch

Primrose:  A red, priggish flower

Ramshackle:  A restraint for male sheep

Reinvest:  A garment worn over the chest while driving horses

Rumpled:  Guided by an ass

Succumbed:  A bed in which you suck..... well, you know.

Taxonomy:  An economy based on taxes

[The previous "improving words" post is here.]