Emperor Palpatine quits
He Who Zings Rats will step down from his strenuous duties of being infallible at the end of this month. Candidates interested in the position should send résumés to Cardinal P.D. Fiahl, 666 Pervertissimus Molestor Altarboyorum Street, The Vatican. Prior experience in objecting to gays and contraception and in cover-ups of sex crimes against minors strongly preferred. No Irish need apply.
posted by Infidel753 at 7:21 AM
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The Vatican mafia say the Pope is pooped.
I wonder...will he still get to wear his red Pradas? And his lacey jumpers?
BTW, the video by Tim Minchin is hilarious!
My favorite tweet on this news was "The Pope is retiring so he can focus on dying."
SK: My guess is he'll get anything he wants. Can you imagine the goods that guy has on everyone else in the Vatican Mafia?
I love the Minchin video -- so true, especially at the end!
Grundy: And we all wish him speedy success in that endeavor.
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