11 February 2013
He Who Zings Rats will step down from his strenuous duties of being infallible at the end of this month. Candidates interested in the position should send résumés to Cardinal P.D. Fiahl, 666 Pervertissimus Molestor Altarboyorum Street, The Vatican. Prior experience in objecting to gays and contraception and in cover-ups of sex crimes against minors strongly preferred. No Irish need apply.