Contemplating gaffes unmade
I mourn for the gaffes, the flubs, the racist and homophobic dog-whistles, the horribly-awkward "clarifications" on the tasteful topic of rape-induced pregnancy -- which will now go unspoken, unheard, un-laughed-at, un-gasped-at, because a full day of bloviation has been cut from this festival of right-wing-ness.
One can only hope that the Republicans will be in fine form for the remaining three days. VP nominee Paul Ryan offers a little taste here just to keep our interest up (found via Immoral Minority). In the meantime, have another video (found via Smartypants):