03 June 2007

Christianity, summarized

Behold the “word of god”: The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force in your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Yes, that sounds like a rational belief system well suited to serve as the basis of our twenty-first-century technological civilization.

Found here.

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Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

I love this quote. Especially the part about the cosmic Jewish zombie.

13 June, 2007 19:31  

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