The shorter, funnier version

Check out The Bible Summarized by a Smartass, a project perfectly summed up by its title. Lots of fun, except for fundamentalists with no sense of humor.

Found via Zaius Nation, a must-see site for anyone with a sense of the zany -- Archie comics, Nancy Pelosi as Wonder Woman, a whole gaggle of Jesuses, and of course everyone's favorite acerbic talking orangutan. Plus hundreds of links to other offbeat stuff.