Hats -- gateway to Sodom and Gomorrah!

A hilarious Muslim rant on the evolution of women's clothing styles in the Western world, displaying an ignorance of the primate nature of humans which would be worthy of any purse-lipped Christian Right scold. And don't miss his lengthy list of sexual practices allegedly characteristic of the modern West, including "navel books sex", "nude colony sex", "private part tattoo sex", "man acting as lesbian" (???), "Church Elects Gay Bishop sex", and "billboard sign sex", among many others, not to mention his raising of the question "could bikini cause incest?", a point which I must admit had never occurred to me before. I wish I had known all along that being a Westerner was supposed to be this exciting! Of course, Muslims never engage in such disgusting perversions, being content with such morally lofty activities as flogging, stoning, hand-chopping, clitorectomy, beheading, honor killing, and suicide bombing.

Found via Slaying Dragons.