Improving words (31)
Appendage: The era when computer programs cease to exist
Ashamed: To cremate a medication
Betroth: To gamble away your retirement account
Cantina: To fire Ms Turner
Conquest: A heroic journey undertaken by a prisoner
Ewok: An electronic Asian cooking vessel
Hundred: A scarlet German dog
Melatonin: Mr Gibson, doin' penance for his sins
Painted: To inflict suffering on Theodore
Pedometer: One who metes out justice to pedophiles
Peter Pan: A kitchen utensil for frying schlongs
Pinkerton: A two-thousand-pound weight in a more Barbie-appropriate color
Rambling: Jewelry worn by a male sheep
Secretarial: An undercover font
Seeding: To notice a small dent in your car
Sheraton: The lady betrays
Tangent: An honorable man with skin darkened by sunlight damage
Tormentor: Someone who helps you learn how to use anonymous online communication
Transplant: A person who self-identifies as a plant
Vampire: The anger of a seductive woman
Yellow: To cry out in pain
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 1:20 AM
6 Comments:
First off...
That's not an Imperial Pinkerton...
Or even a Metric one.
Oh, and someone got to "Transplant" before you...
https://www.washingtonblade.com/2018/09/26/keiynan-lonsdale-wants-to-be-referred-to-as-tree-instead-of-he/
The Hell with it! I'm now a Sith Lord and if you don't agree I shall use the Farce against you.
Yours,
Darth Hilarious.
Well, at least "not a ton" is briefly palindromic. And we all know what "Sith" is an easy anagram of.
I hadn't thought of the palindrome aspect. Infidel, you are truly a scholar and a gentleman. Whereas I am merely This Lord.
Yes, I have the the most fundamental human right to choose my pronoun and I'm going for a demonstrative one. And this is the greatest human right. The freedom to speak freely, bear arms (or indeed bare arms - try that in Saudi Arabia if you're a woman), choose one own's faith (or lack thereof) and all the rest of that nonsense that folks like Locke wrote about or appears in the laws and constitutions of the free nations matters not a jot in comparison...
Peter Pan is the funniest.
I don't think the Saudis would be too keen on women bearing arms either.....
Mary K: And also the ouch-iest.....
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