Improving words (11)
Advise: A sales pitch that grips you hard
Appear: An organ of hearing you can download to your phone
Bisect: A religion for those who "swing both ways"
Canteen: Always fire the youngest worker
Confusion: The merging of prison inmates
Dentist: A supporter of minor impact damage
Emotion: The movement of data through the internet
Expensive: Formerly thoughtful
Figurine: Fruity piss
Gambit: Bitten on the leg
Heather: A kindly thing to do, if she's cold
Justice: Merely frozen water
Mangrove: An area where men grow on trees
Missing: To perform a song incorrectly
Mosquito: A very small mosque
Mutton: 2,000 pounds of dogs
Opal: An Irish friend
Product: In favor of large pipes
Rampant: Heavy breathing after the exertion of ramming something
Reproach: Your Congressperson is a disease-bearing insect
Resin: To violate a taboo again
Scandinavian: To intensively examine the aggravating noise made by birds
Scarcity: A metropolis where everyone shows marks of past wounds
Tenant: Nearly a dozen small insects
Windlass: A young lady with a flatulence problem
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 8:54 AM
7 Comments:
Ha ha, bisect, gambit and windlass! You're very clever.
Oh those are funny. For a couple of them it took me a second to get it. Clever.
These are pure genius!
Excellent - you've even got a triple-play with Scandinavian!
I was trying to guess some of them before I read your definitions, and rampant was the only easy one - except I was picturing pants on male sheep instead of a way to breathe :)
I'm saving these along with the previous lists for when I need a break from conventional thinking. Great mental exercise and entertainment!
Standing Ovation!
Thanks! I appreciate the comments.
I guess "rampant" could also be a small insect that climbed inclined pathways -- some words can have more than one meaning.
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