Improving words (21)
Alternative: To change an indigenous person
Assurance: An insurance policy for one's posterior
Chartreuse: The act of using a map again
Chicken: Barbie's stylish companion
Converse: Poetry written by prison inmates
Cornice: Maize-flavored frozen water
Distort: To remove from the jurisdiction of civil law
Honored: The prostitute is not a communist
Hungarian: A non-trinitarian heretic with a large dong
Inferno: To deduce that the answer is negative
Insubordination: Making someone a priest aboard an undersea vessel
Melodious: As repugnant as Mr Gibson
Merchant: The mindless recital of slogans by mermaids
Needless: A female sewing implement
Observatory: To watch a British conservative
Overcast: To hire too many actors
Plumage: An era of juicy fruit
Reproof: The upper surface of a building which embodies your good name
Romantic: A twitch typical of an ancient Mediterranean civilization
Surface: A playing card that rides the waves
Untenable: Not capable of being put into quantities of almost a dozen
Winnowing: To fail to be awarded a bird's organ of locomotion
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 12:06 AM
11 Comments:
LOL
OMG Assurance and Inferno took me a second.
And Romantic? LOL
Fun, fun.
XOXO
Some of these are very good.
These are all so very clever and funny. I lost it with honored!
I'm sure J-LO has some Assurance.
"Observatory" and "Romantic" gave me a good giggle, dare I say, even a guffaw? Thanks!
Some of these gave me pause for a second while I thought about it. But I'm working on 2 hours of sleep. lol They made me laugh though.
Glad to see my efforts at language reform are appreciated!
and so language evolves whether we like it or not lol - very clevery!
Heh.....
cantaloupe: cannot run away to get married?
You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t Botany!
Snicker.....
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