Improving words (13)
Adverse: A poetic sales pitch
Commodification: The act of transforming something into a toilet
Contact: The politeness of prison inmates
Copperhead: The number of police officers per unit of population
Deluded: Deprived of quaaludes
Flippant: Heavy breathing due to the exertion of jumping backwards
Harpoon: An impolite term for a woman who plays a stringed instrument
Horatio: The number of prostitutes in relation to another number
Hypotenuse: An injection needle that can be used almost a dozen times
Implying: The untruthful words of a small demon
Inventory: It's either in the air-conditioning outlet or at the YMCA
Isolate: Dammit, I'll never be able to get there on time
Legend: A foot
Platitude: The quality of being a duck-billed platypus
Primaries: A priggish constellation
Relay: To have sex with the same person again
Sacrament: A sack of excrement
Salmonella: A re-make of Cinderella in which the main character is a fish
Solace: A playing card depicting the Sun
Summa cum Laude: Some cum loudly
Warming: A merciless militarist
[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
posted by Infidel753 at 8:34 AM
8 Comments:
Ok it took me a second but I got there in the end. Pretty clever.
Horatio Hornblower is on his way over to kick your ass. Don't also make fun of his last name when he gets there.
I was doing fine (just grinning) until sacrament and then I lost it.
Lady M: Just trying to improve the language a bit.....
Debra: I'll just tell him his horn b lower than it should b.
Jono: I maintain that that one is the correct definition.....
You're so good at these.
And "I so late" is something I actually go around saying a lot of the time, believe it or not :)
Wow! These are quite clever and really funny too! Make me put on my thinking hat! Hugs, RO
Jenny_o, RO: Thanks! This is the 13th list of these that I've done, but there always seem to be more words available to improve.
Nice ideas.
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