01 August 2019

Improving words (12)

Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....

Apollo:  A Spanish chicken worshiped by the ancient Greeks

Aspire:  The wrath of a certain type of snake

Assess:  A female posterior

Automaton:  A golden male cat who is also an Egyptian god

Ballad:  An advertisement for spherical objects

Carton:  2,000 pounds of vehicle

Codification:  The act of transforming something into a codfish

Controlling:  The act of harassing prison inmates on the internet

Despot:  To remove small markings from an object

Disembark:  The sound dogs make to express contempt

Exclaim:  A former assertion

Fanfare:  The charge to ride the spinning air-blowing device

Forego:  In favor of self-centeredness

Generator:  Someone who evaluates chromosomes

Hoarse:  The rear end of a British prostitute

Iodine:  To eat one of the moons of Jupiter

Jarring:  A container of jam small enough to wear on one finger

Mandrill:  Vigorous male thrusting

Preamble:  To wander around in advance

Provision:  In favor of the ability to see

Pungent:  An honorable man fond of wordplay

Repose:  To get into position for the artist again

Season:  A male child of the ocean

Stagnation:  The country of male deer

Transparent:  A mother or father who self-identifies as the opposite gender

[The previous "improving words" post is here.]


Blogger Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Mandrill 🤣

01 August, 2019 13:13  
Blogger Sandra Cox said...

Fun definition list:)

01 August, 2019 16:45  
Anonymous Ole Phat Stu said...

Metrosexual : having sex in the subway in Paris, France.

02 August, 2019 01:58  
Blogger Mary Kirkland said...

Those are good. Mandrill...lol

02 August, 2019 13:13  
Blogger Ranch Chimp said...

I'm sure that anyone that reads these can't get through it without getting a laugh {:-) It's like you're writing a new dictionary .... wouldn't it be something, if someone with not much education or understanding of our language, took these definitions as true?

03 August, 2019 10:51  
Blogger bluzdude said...

Hypotenuse: The upstairs bathroom is occupied.

03 August, 2019 11:28  

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