23 December 2006

It's good for you

This helps fight heart disease, excess weight, muscle and bone weakness, depression, headaches, arthritis, colds, flu, bladder problems, prostate trouble, and even (yes! yes! yes!) tooth decay.

Funny how practically every religion on Earth treats abstaining from it as a virtue.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, 'cept for those belief systems that don't treat abstinence as a virtue? ;) Just stoppin' by to wish you... presents. Yes, and not necessarily the kind you unwrap, unless that is what would make you happiest now. I'm sitting here waiting for coffee to perk, feeling much older after braving too many nasty shopping crowds, reading your blog and thinking, "Infidel's pretty awesomely say-it-like-it-is." And I wish you happiness. :)

24 December, 2006 10:07  
Blogger Infidel753 said...

Thanks for stopping by, Chell -- always like to see your comments here.

Unfortunately it seems to be the most grim, sour, purse-lipped, life-denying, pro-abstinence belief systems that get promoted to the rank of "religions", thus increasing their authority. Sigh.

Enjoy the coffee, and happy holidays (here, at least, I won't be yelled at for saying that.....).

24 December, 2006 10:19  

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